#PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

[insomnianightss]

Joost Klein and Käärijä have the opportunity to do the craziest thing ever

[isthisareablog]

Soren: Do you want to know your gay name?

Corvus: My... my gay name?

Soren: Yeah, it's your first name…

Corvus: Haha. Very funny, Soren—

Soren: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Corvus: Oh- oh my god.

[singular-lemur]

Something I’d love to happen in the new Spider-Man movie is Team Red. I know it’s probably not going to happen, but please. I’m begging here. Just imagine it: Spider-Man just casually taking out some muggers, but then Deadpool appears and absolutely just demolishes one of them just for the fun of it. But wait, then there’s Daredevil just brooding on a roof and occasionally throwing well timed rocks at them. I think it’d be a wonderful awesome chaos.

[discolizardx]

[catiecat1320]

GUYS WE SHOULD TOTALLY GET #SONADOW TRENDING WHEN SONIC PRIME PART 3 COMES OUT. YKNOW, IN HONOR OF THE GAYEST CANON TO EVER EXIST.

[wanderingjedi77]

Oh maker, Rook and Cole are gonna be children of divorce aren't they

[drama-glob]

Anyone else hope one of the new "Helluva Boss" shorts we'll get in the future will show just how bad it was the one time Fizz cooked? ^_^ I need to know if it was just disastrously funny, if Fizz then feels bad for failing Ozzie and making a big mess or if as soon as something was on fire, Fizz was triggered by it and spiraled from there as well as see the subsequent comfort/wholesomeness/talk that followed the cooking event regardless of what happened. ^_^<3<3<3

[blood-kink]

Manifesting….

[ironunderstands]

What if Ratio isn’t just some guy but a spy for another faction, like maybe he is part of the masked fools or another faction? How betrayed would Topaz and Aventurine feel that they’re friend isn’t who he said he was? That Ratio was just playing a role to gather information.

Or even worse if Dr. Ratio was Oswaldo right hand man, sent to disrupt and spy on the ten stonehearts and in doing so seduces two to make Diamond jealous and distracted. Like Oswaldo main competitor is Diamond and maybe he sent Ratio to keep track of the stonehearts movement?

I think I would die horrifically in a fire but that would also be incredibly compelling so I don’t hate it either.

Oh Ratio being a spy, oh Ratio being a betrayer, that would hurt so bad because he’s presented as someone who cares sososo much and to have that just be a lie? Ugh I hate it just as much as I love it

Imagine the look on Aventurine’s face as the person closest to him turned out to be a spy all along

The person who gave him a reason to live having never cared in the first place

Now that’s all well and good and I’m not lying when I say I would never recover from that, but imagine this

It’s a double cross

You still get the betrayal, the devastation, but Ratio has always been good at playing the fool. He did it at the space station, he did it in Penacony, and he’s doing it now.

He almost gives up, seeing how broken the other two look, but Ratio is playing the long run and everyone is none the wiser.

So they win, and Oswaldo is gone for good, Ratio gets injured, and is backed into a corner by both Aventurine, Topaz, and the astral express, and they are about to demand answers and/or even kill him.

Aventurine is the angriest, he grabs him by the shoulder and demands Ratio give him answers, give him anything.

He just smiles

And asks them who they think allowed them to be victorious in the first place?

Everything clicks, Ratio passes out and it all falls apart.

It will piece itself back together again, BUT GODDDDD GODDDD HOYO IF YOU DO THIS I WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR ALL YOUR SINS

PLEASE DO IT PLEASE DO IT PLEASE PLWASE PLWASE PLEASE PLS OKS PLS OLS PLSSSSS

[toxicure]

I hope James Somerton makes this apology

[jonnymarzetti]

i hope zach hadel posts some really fucked-up human versions of the smiling friends characters and is like "yeah these are the canon human versions btw"

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Okay, everything below is spoilers from the webtoon:

ARE WE GOING TO ACTUALLY GET A DIVORCE IN A KDRAMA!!!!!!????? I WILL BE SO HAPPY!!!! IS THIS THE MEET CUTE???

HER HUSBAND IS THE WORST AND THIS GUY IS THE BEST

(In the Webtoon, she divorces her shitty husband and ends up with this guy and he's the best. And he is a great stepfather to her daughter too.)

[stars4krios]

Sooo I've recently obtained BA access and..

I need Darlin' to pull a Sweetheart and tie themselves up for Sam, ik damn well that masochist would enjoy that shit more than Sweetheart did.

[atrociousgargamelitis]

Ok so I have this theory right. We all know that Alastor's true intentions will be revealed at some point. Now if they make him out to be the villain when this happens, he will probably have freed himself somehow from whoever owns his soul and will have unlocked his full potential. I'm guessing that in some bizarre way he will have made himself practically undefeatable. All of the protagonists will try to take him down, but, no matter how hard they try, he will be extremely overpowered. So they succumb to their last resort. Alastor's mother. Somehow they find her soul in heaven and bring her to Alastor. He is taken aback from seeing his mother for the first time in decades and focuses on her, maybe he goes out to hug her even. But his mother found out what he did. Both in life and in the afterlife. And she is disappointed. She tells him that, and starts blaming herself for not raising him right. That's when Alastor breaks down. His mother, his sweet innocent mother, is appalled by the monster he has become. He loses it. He becomes erratic and sloppy, leaving an opening for the rest of the characters to attack and take him down. Alastor loses because he is too much of a mama's boy.

[the-geggvolution-continues]

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[milkyplier]

Okay but if Hyrule and Legend get to be called the Downfall Duo then I’m petitioning to call Twilight and Wild the Beastie Boys